The Scrap Colossus
Follow an autistic, reclusive writer in her quest to purge herself of an obsession with a songwriter through bleeding said songwriter’s life onto the pages.
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 1 (3,397 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 2 (2,037 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 3 (1,375 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 4 (1,156 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 5 (2,158 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 6 (1,650 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 7 (1,598 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 8 (1,662 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 9 (2,174 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 10 (1,656 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 11 (1,401 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 12 (2,095 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 13 (3,412 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 14 (2,256 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 15 (1,706 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 16 (1,578 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 17 (1,628 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 18 (1,470 words)
- The Scrap Colossus, Pt. 19 (2,992 words)
My Own Desert Places

I have endured the faded, lonely afterlife for about twenty years. Recently I heard Alazne, a breathing woman, play her guitar desperately, and I have haunted her house ever since. My Alazne has gotten a taste of the afterlife through her loneliness and depression. Now that we share a cramped apartment, I love to watch her playing the guitar in her underwear, I love to admire her naked body from centimeters away, I love to witness how she pleasures herself, I love when she breaks the silence to declare to nobody that she wants to die. Although my beloved ignores that I exist, she has gifted me a faint hope. Armed with the ghostly ability to possess people, I intend to find a way for both of us to live again.
An irreverent mix of dark comedy, drama, erotica and supernatural, set in the north of Spain.
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We’re Fucked
The story follows a thirty-year-old, burned-out programmer who struggles with her addiction to masturbation, and who is obsessed with a female coworker who treated her kindly. Our protagonist is also being stalked by a deformed, sentient horse.
This novel is ongoing, and it’s currently 272-thousand-words long (3.4 times the length of an average novel).
Here’s a link to a playlist that contains all the songs mentioned in the Author’s Note section of some chapters.
A Supernatural Car and a Talking Horse (19,489 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 1 (3,152 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 2 (2,897 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 3 (1,450 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 4 (2,057 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 5 (2,363 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 6 (3,103 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 7 (2,188 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 8 (2,279 words)
I’m Killing a Rotten Bitch (16,085 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 9 (2,172 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 10 (2,655 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 11 (2,557 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 12 (1,350 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 13 (3,613 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 14 (3,738 words)
Through Another Fucking Turn (12,959 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 15 (1,457 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 16 (2,796 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 17 (1,945 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 18 (1,987 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 19 (2,335 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 20 (2,439 words)
As if I Deserved to Be Loved (14,145 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 21 (1,920 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 22 (3,663 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 23 (2,448 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 24 (2,320 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 25 (3,794 words)
In the Court of the French Queen (11,055 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 26 (2,300 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 27 (2,664 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 28 (3,457 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 29 (2,634 words)
Casually Stepping Over Monsters (8,607 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 30 (2,176 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 31 (2,050 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 32 (1,893 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 33 (2,488 words)
The Herald of Rust (12,576 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 34 (2,351 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 35 (2,706 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 36 (2,598 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 37 (4,921 words)
My Ravenous Baby (15,174 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 38 (3,897 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 39 (3,267 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 40 (2,169 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 41 (2,748 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 42 (3,093 words)
A Gateway to the Universe (12,189 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 43 (2,663 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 44 (3,792 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 45 (2,201 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 46 (2,284 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 47 (1,249 words)
Horses Go to Heaven (8,770 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 48 (2,761 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 49 (1,282 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 50 (1,598 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 51 (3,129 words)
Leire’s Got a Gun (11,855 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 52 (1,725 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 53 (2,255 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 54 (2,884 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 55 (2,892 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 56 (2,099 words)
That Bunnyman Bastard (14,043 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 57 (3,894 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 58 (3,366 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 59 (1,068 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 60 (2,788 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 61 (2,927 words)
A Gift From the Ice Age (11,255 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 62 (999 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 63 (1,994 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 64 (2,019 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 65 (2,009 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 66 (1,749 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 67 (2,485 words)
A Hail of Meteorites Upon Our Heads (17,232 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 68 (3,171 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 69 (3,611 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 70 (3,586 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 71 (1,820 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 72 (2,256 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 73 (2,788 words)
Who Stole the Stars? (12,988 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 74 (3,497 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 75 (2,793 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 76 (1,152 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 77 (2,039 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 78 (1,811 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 79 (1,696 words)
Cumlord of the Abyss (11,598 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 80 (2,421 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 81 (1,309 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 82 (1,872 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 83 (2,213 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 84 (1,859 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 85 (1,924 words)
A Monstrous Ignoramus (25,424 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 86 (849 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 87 (1,317 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 88 (1,248 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 89 (1,635 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 90 (1,793 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 91 (1,473 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 92 (2,151 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 93 (1,223 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 94 (1,147 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 95 (1,545 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 96 (1,751 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 97 (1,300 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 98 (1,490 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 99 (1,220 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 100 (1,444 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 101 (1,856 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 102 (832 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 103 (1,150 words)
Miraculous Milk (18,963 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 104 (1,205 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 105 (1,120 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 106 (1,280 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 107 (1,860 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 108 (1,001 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 109 (1,316 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 110 (1,625 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 111 (1,148 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 112 (1,149 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 113 (1,767 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 114 (1,687 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 115 (1,324 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 116 (2,481 words)
A Stoic Face in the Darkness (6,939 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 117 (2,116 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 118 (2,316 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 119 (2,094 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 120 (413 words)
The Great Pretender (12,804 words – ongoing)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 121 (2,437 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 122 (2,100 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 123 (2,142 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 124 (1,815 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 125 (1,137 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 126 (1,519 words)
- We’re Fucked, Pt. 127 (1,654 words)
Speak Like a Child
- YET TO COME
To End Everything
- YET TO COME
Retelling of “Re:Zero”: Book 1
Some wild fanfiction that I partook in back in 2020. The first book alone is 144,596 words long, the length of 1.8 books.
- Part 1 (5,004 words)
- Part 2 (6,856 words)
- Part 3 (4,803 words)
- Part 4 (4,366 words)
- Part 5 (4,968 words)
- Part 6 (6,083 words)
- Part 7 (6,798 words)
- Part 8 (3,639 words)
- Part 9 (5,350 words)
- Part 10 (3,594 words)
- Part 11 (2,496 words)
- Part 12 (2,595 words)
- Part 13 (4,717 words)
- Part 14 (3,821 words)
- Part 15 (4,855 words)
- Part 16 (4,249 words)
- Part 17 (4,367 words)
- Part 18 (5,900 words)
- Part 19 (6,133 words)
- Part 20 (4,576 words)
- Part 21 (6,713 words)
- Part 22 (5,193 words)
- Part 23 (5,769 words)
- Part 24 (3,600 words)
- Part 25 (6,862 words)
- Part 26 (3,605 words)
- Part 27 (3,984 words)
- Part 28 (4,525 words)
- Part 29 (4,773 words)
- Part 30 (4,402 words)
- Post-mortem
Retelling of “Re:Zero”: Book 2
This book is unfinished. It got up to 200,030 words (the length of 2.5 books) before I finally called quits.
- Part 31 (5,713 words)
- Part 32 (6,837 words)
- Part 33 (5,689 words)
- Part 34 (6,313 words)
- Part 35 (5,479 words)
- Part 36 (7,703 words)
- Part 37 (7,113 words)
- Part 38 (5,049 words)
- Part 39 (8,059 words)
- Part 40 (6,532 words)
- Part 41 (4,925 words)
- Part 42 (5,156 words)
- Part 43 (5,225 words)
- Part 44 (6,223 words)
- Part 45 (6,409 words)
- Part 46 (8,002 words)
- Part 47 (5,895 words)
- Part 48 (6,310 words)
- Part 49 (5,022 words)
- Part 50 (3,994 words)
- Part 51 (4,614 words)
- Part 52 (4,718 words)
- Part 53 (6,724 words)
- Part 54 (4,715 words)
- Part 55 (7,165 words)
- Part 56 (6,301 words)
- Part 57 (3,518 words)
- Part 58 (7,603 words)
- Part 59 (5,903 words)
- Part 60 (4,880 words)
- Part 61 (2,579 words)
- Part 62 (4,932 words)
- Part 63 (4,166 words)
- Part 64 (5,457 words)
- Part 65 (5,107 words)
Unfortunately, I abandoned this fanfiction. I had a tremendous amount of fun with it, but I chose to part ways for the following reasons: I wrote fanfiction in English instead of my own stuff because I didn’t think I could become proficient enough in English (I’m a native Spanish speaker) to write an original story at a professional level. Writing this fanfiction changed my opinion of that. In addition, the end of this latest arc that I was covering disappointed me in the original light novel series, and my fanfiction had deviated enough from the original material that I would have to create original material. To do something like that, I’d rather write my own stories.
I wish, however, that I had come up with Subaru’s story on my own. A wild protagonist who dies in horrible ways to solve problems is right up my alley.
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