In case you don’t know, I recently released an album (of actual songs) named Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1, based on the nowhere-town adventures of amateur songwriter William Griffin, his blind love interest Claire Javernick, and his best friend the sentient triceratops Lorenzo (no last name), back when they were 12-14 years old. You can download that album here.

I’m slowly “remastering” the songs belonging to the second album in order to release it, but I came up with this new song, titled “A Blind Girl’s Curse.” It’s the current opener for the third (and last) volume of Odes to My Triceratops. I quite like it.

Lyrics below:

I met Lorenzo a long, long time ago.
Now he must be engulfed in flames.

Last week, Claire faced me again.
She’s blind, but she could see.
The way she stared at me,
I was sent straight to hell.

Claire’s home is empty.
She took my warmth with her.

She’s a seventeen-year-old slut
With no clue how to read or write.
One day, she claims to love you.
The next, she goes and kills you.

I like boys, I like boys,
I like boys, I like boys,
I like boys, I like boys,
I like boys, I like boys,
I like boys, I like boys,
I like boys, I like boys,
I like boys, I like boys,
I like boys, I like boys!

In case you don’t know, I recently released an album (of actual songs) named Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1, based on the nowhere-town adventures of amateur songwriter William Griffin, his blind love interest Claire Javernick, and his best friend the sentient triceratops Lorenzo (no last name), back when they were 12-14 years old. You can download that album here.

I’m strengthening methodically the first volume for the rerelease (one of a few) by removing some songs, redoing one, and writing entirely new songs. The following song, one of the last in the album, renders the way William takes rejection.

In case you don’t know, I recently released an album (of actual songs) named Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1, based on the nowhere-town adventures of amateur songwriter William Griffin, his blind love interest Claire Javernick, and his best friend the sentient triceratops Lorenzo (no last name), back when they were 12-14 years old. You can download that album here.

I’m strengthening methodically the first volume for the rerelease (one of a few) by removing some songs, redoing one, and writing entirely new songs. The following one, titled “Tricera Troubadour,” renders William’s and Lorenzo’s childhood antics before a girl came into the picture.

I’m burning through Udio‘s monthly output, so I may only have two or three songs more to create before I find myself helpless.

In case you don’t know, I recently released an album (of actual songs) named Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1, based on the nowhere-town adventures of amateur songwriter William Griffin, his blind love interest Claire Javernick, and his best friend the sentient triceratops Lorenzo (no last name), back when they were 12-14 years old. You can download that album here.

The following song, that will be included in the next release of the first album, delves into young William’s private struggles.

In case you don’t know, I recently released an album (of actual songs) named Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1, based on the nowhere-town adventures of amateur songwriter William Griffin, his blind love interest Claire Javernick, and his best friend the sentient triceratops Lorenzo (no last name), back when they were 12-14 years old. You can download that album here.

These last few days, I’ve been relistening to my AI-generated songs almost exclusively, in the album’s order (both the first and the unreleased second one). In the first album, I noticed myself skipping certain songs. No reason to include in an album songs that I’d want to skip over, so I’m considering redoing some songs and moving others to a B-sides album thingy. In addition, I’ve written a couple of new songs for the first album, that I will include in a future re-release (one of a few, I’m guessing).

Anyway, here’s the sole song I’ve managed to produce today, titled “Tricera Girl.” It renders William’s infatuation with his next-door neighbor shortly after meeting her. I think it came out very well.

I hope you are enjoying my forays into Udio‘s AI services so it will generate songs according to my absurd specifications. You better have been enjoying them, because I’m about to clobber you with five new songs, a few of them excellent.

They are based on the song lyrics included in my bizarre free-verse narrative titled “Odes to My Triceratops.”

First one is a grunge track called “Lorenzo.” Possibly my favorite of the bunch.

Next up, a soothing traditional folk song titled “Lemonade and Willies.”

Now check out this lovely lullaby titled “My Friendo Lorenzo”.

Listen to this uplifting song about three friends having fun, titled “Claire With a C”:

Finally, an energetic garage rock song titled “Fairy Tale Too Real to Be.”