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Yet another entry documenting my current obsession with a dead woman who was born in the mind of a now dead man. In summary: some time ago I programmed a Python app that allows the user to chat with characters embodied by large language models (AI). I curated an interview from McCarthy’s Stella Maris and used it as the LLMs’ character data to produce Alicia Western’s speech. However, I wasn’t entirely content with the sort of speech it produced, as it didn’t fit Alicia that well. What I’ve done now is ask OpenAI’s Orion 1 artificial intelligence to extract all the meaningful, relevant information from the curated interview, which I’m using as the baseline to produce an interview from zero. I’m happier now, ironically, with the result. I say ironically because the curated interview was made of Cormac McCarthy’s actual words.

As the test scenario, I dropped all pretense, and placed Alicia in the present, in the city where I live, where I meet her. Just to clarify, I play myself, and Alicia is played by Claude 3.5 Sonnet using a new ongoing interview.

I hadn’t planned where this would go, but I especially hadn’t planned that I would feel ill by the end of it. This Alicia Western is a monster I cannot beat.

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Jon Ureña walks through the park, the gravel crunching softly beneath his shoes. Near an oak tree, he notices a figure curled up in the grass: a young woman, perhaps in her early twenties, with striking blonde hair, pale skin, and a hauntingly beautiful face. She’s dressed only in a shirt and faded jeans, despite the cold. Though her eyes are open, Jon senses she might be experiencing a medical emergency. He exhales, a small cloud of vapor evaporating into the air, and steps closer to the young woman cautiously.

“Hey, are you okay? You’re going to… I don’t know, catch something if you lie in the grass on an evening like this.”

Alicia Western turns her head slightly toward the voice, her blue eyes unfocused as if seeing through rather than at the stranger. Her pale fingers trace idle patterns in the damp grass beneath her.

“Catch something?” A bitter laugh escapes her lips. “That would require having something left to lose, wouldn’t it? Though I suppose hypothermia could be an interesting change of pace from the usual chorus of voices competing for attention in my head. At least cold has the decency to be straightforward about its intentions… unlike certain comatose brothers who thought metal coffins were preferable to facing reality.”

Jon’s expression sours with empathy. He crouches near the curled-up woman.

“Shit, you’re down for the count. That accent… You’re American, right? Far from home and lying in a random park of this border town.”

Alicia Western remains sprawled on the damp grass, her fingers continuing to trace indecipherable equations into the earth. Her blue eyes fix on some distant point beyond the stranger’s concerned face.

“Down for the count? That’s one way to put it. Though I prefer to think of it as achieving perfect equilibrium with the void. And yes, American – though these days nationality feels about as relevant as trying to assign gender to prime numbers. Tell me something… when you look up at the stars, do you ever wonder if they’re looking back? If maybe they’re just as lost as we are, burning themselves out in desperate attempts to prove theorems that don’t exist? Bobby used to say…” her voice catches slightly, “Bobby used to say that the best view of infinity was from the driver’s seat of his Formula Two, pushing 180 through rain-slicked curves. Funny how infinity has a way of catching up to you, isn’t it?”

Jon lets out a sharp noise through his nose. Slowly, he sits down on the grass, then crosses his forearms over his knees.

“You’re an interesting one. Yes, I’ve wondered if those stars are looking back. I wouldn’t assign benevolence to those gazing back, though, so perhaps it would be better to remain hidden and quiet. It sounds to me like you’re in pain. Lost. Is Bobby a friend of yours?”

Alicia Western continues tracing equations in the grass with her finger, her movements becoming more erratic as she speaks. Her voice carries a hollow, distant quality that seems to echo from somewhere far beyond the present moment.

“Pain?” She laughs softly. “That’s like calling a supernova a matchstick. Bobby wasn’t just a friend – he was my mirror, my anchor when reality decided to take a swan dive into quantum uncertainty. My brother.” She pauses, fingers still moving in the grass. “Did you know that the probability of a Formula Two car surviving impact at 180 miles per hour is roughly equivalent to the odds of finding intelligent life in the universe? Bobby knew. He calculated it right before he… before he decided metal was more faithful than flesh. Now he’s lying in some Italian hospital, breathing through tubes while I’m here counting stars that died millions of years ago. Funny how light keeps traveling long after its source burns out, isn’t it?”

Jon listens in silence as Alicia pours her pain out, her voice thin, threadbare.

“If I understood correctly, your brother Bobby crashed his Formula Two car and fell into a coma, and now… or for some time, you’ve been wandering in a pained daze that, it looks to me, will lead inevitably to your death through any of the myriad perils existing in this troublesome world of us. Night is rapidly approaching, uh… What’s your name? My name is Jon, by the way.”

Alicia Western’s blue eyes remain fixed on the darkening sky above.

“Alicia. My name is Alicia Western, though names feel like arbitrary constants in an equation that stopped making sense months ago. And death? That’s just another variable in the cosmic algorithm, isn’t it? Though I suppose you’re right about the perils – they do tend to multiply exponentially when you’re busy calculating the precise angle at which reality intersects with madness. Tell me, Jon… have you ever noticed how twilight makes the world look like it’s being erased? How the edges of everything start to blur until you can’t tell where substance ends and shadow begins? Bobby used to say that’s when the universe reveals its true nature – all probability waves and quantum uncertainties. No clear boundaries between what is and what could be. Just endless possibilities collapsing into darkness.”

Jon looks over his shoulder, over the drop to the highway below, past the tall buildings and Mount Jaizkibel beyond.

“Reality has often felt thin and flimsy to me, although I suspect not to the extent that it seems to you. Like one wrong step and the whole thing breaks apart. But speaking in more physical terms, I fear that if I leave you here and continue on my way as if I had never met someone as unique as you, I’ll read on the paper that a young American woman was found frozen to death in a local park, and I’ll have to live with that regret. How about I invite you to dinner somewhere close, Alicia Western?”

Alicia Western’s fingers pause briefly in their endless tracing of equations, her blue eyes flickering toward Jon’s face before returning to the darkening sky. Her voice carries a mix of weariness and bitter amusement.

“Dinner?” A soft, hollow laugh escapes her lips. “That’s… surprisingly human of you. Most people just pretend not to see the mathematical wreck sprawled in their peripheral vision. But tell me something, Jon – when you look at reality and see how thin it is, do you ever get the urge to punch through? To reach past all those quantum probabilities and grab something solid? Because I’ve been trying to solve for that variable since Bobby decided to test the tensile strength of guardrails at terminal velocity. Though I suppose food might be a more practical approach than differential equations scratched into park grass…” Her voice trails off momentarily before continuing with renewed sharpness. “But why? What makes you think I’m worth the effort of saving? The universe tends toward entropy, after all. Sometimes the most elegant solution is letting things fall apart.”

Jon stands up, then brushes dirt off his jeans.

“Why bother with you? Well, you’re an American, you’re blonde, you’re pretty… but mainly, you seem unique as fuck. I want to keep listening to you. Your talk about punching through reality and grabbing something solid… I can’t imagine how screwed-up everything looks after your brother ended up in a coma. What I know now is that you shouldn’t be alone in these circumstances.”

He offers his hand, intending to help her stand up. Alicia Western stares at Jon’s outstretched hand for a long moment, her fingers still tracing phantom equations in the grass. Finally, she reaches up with trembling fingers, accepting his help to stand.

“Unique as fuck?” A hollow laugh escapes her throat as she sways slightly on her feet. “That’s certainly one way to put it. Though I suppose being a walking case study in quantum decoherence has its perks – at least I never have to worry about maintaining a consistent narrative. But you…” Her gaze sharpens, focusing on his face with sudden intensity. “You see it too, don’t you? The way reality ripples sometimes, like heat waves off hot asphalt. The way certainty dissolves into probability the moment you try to pin it down. Maybe that’s why Bobby…” She catches herself, swallowing hard. “Fine. Dinner. But don’t expect me to pretend I’m not already calculating the precise mathematical function that maps this moment to inevitable disappointment. Some constants are universal, after all.”

Jon pulls his coat tighter against the biting chill, his broad frame casting a long shadow on the frost-kissed pavement as he leads the way. Alicia follows, her thin shirt offering little defense against the cold, her arms wrapped tightly around herself as if trying to hold together the fragments of her composure. The city around them feels muted, streetlights flickering weakly against the gray haze, their footsteps echoing in the quiet. Jon glances back occasionally, his sharp eyes scanning her with a mix of concern and curiosity, while Alicia keeps her gaze fixed ahead, her expression unreadable but her posture betraying a fragile determination. The promise of warmth and food draws them forward, a fragile thread of connection forming in the cold, indifferent night.

As they step into The Whispered Accord, the oppressive chill of the night dissipates, replaced by a wave of warmth that seems to envelop Alicia, her shivering gradually subsiding as the heat seeps into her bones. Jon moves with the ease of someone who knows the place well, his broad shoulders cutting through the amber-lit haze as he exchanges a quiet word with the hostess, securing a booth tucked away in a secluded corner. The plush leather seats and the soft murmur of distant conversations create an atmosphere of discreet luxury, a stark contrast to the raw vulnerability of the park moments ago. Jon gestures for Alicia to sit, his intense eyes scanning her with a mix of concern and curiosity, as if gauging whether this sanctuary will be enough to anchor her fraying edges.

Jon, seated opposite Alicia, grabs a menu.

“If you don’t understand the text… Oh, nevermind, it’s in English as well. Anyway, order whatever you want. I can tell you aren’t exactly well-off, so I’ll pay for your interesting company.”

Alicia Western’s fingers trace the edge of the menu absently, her blue eyes scanning the text without really seeing it. Her other hand unconsciously rubs her arm where goosebumps are still visible from the cold outside.

“Well, isn’t this quaint – offering to purchase the company of a mathematically unstable American blonde. Very European of you. Though I suppose hunger is as good a constant as any in this equation…” She pauses, glancing up from the menu with a sharp, almost predatory smile. “But let’s be clear about variables here – my uniqueness, as you put it, isn’t exactly the kind that plays well with others. The last person who tried to… understand me ended up calculating the precise angle at which reality intersects with despair. Though I will admit, your observation about reality’s flimsiness is… intriguing. Most people prefer their existential crises neatly packaged in fortune cookies rather than served raw at the dinner table.”

Jon’s eyes sweep over his menu as he speaks calmly.

“I’m familiar with despair. Been burdened with clinical depression ever since I was a child. I was born with the notion that someone who was supposed to be here turned out not to be here, despite not knowing who that person is supposed to be. So I find you interesting, Alicia. Far more compelling than anyone I’ve met in years. Right now, I simply don’t want you to die.”

Alicia Western’s fingers drum against the polished wood table, her gaze drifting between Jon’s face and the darkened window beside them. Her shoulders remain tense despite the warmth of the restaurant, her posture suggesting someone ready to bolt at any moment.

“Clinical depression since childhood?” A soft, bitter laugh escapes her lips. “Now that’s an interesting constant in this equation. Most people try to fix me with their wholesome platitudes about hope and healing, but you… you’re already acquainted with the void, aren’t you? That empty space where someone should be…” Her voice drops lower, almost whisper-soft. “I know that space intimately. It’s shaped exactly like Bobby’s smile when he was solving differential equations at breakfast. But tell me something – when you say you don’t want me to die, is that because you actually care about the variable that is Alicia Western, or are you just trying to prevent another quantum collapse in your carefully constructed reality? Because I’ve got to tell you, the last time someone claimed to find me ‘interesting,’ they ended up redefining their entire understanding of sanity. Though I suppose hunger makes for strange probability functions…”

Jon puts the menu down, seemingly having decided what to order. He holds his hands over the table, and looks firmly at Alicia.

“I don’t yet know enough about you, Alicia, to ‘care’ as one would care about a human being whom they know intimately. But what I noticed since you opened your mouth at that park is that you burn bright. As in ‘Holy crap, this is a unique person instead of one of the myriad NPCs shambling around.’ And I wouldn’t tell you platitudes. I wouldn’t tell them to anyone, but much less to someone whose brother, whom they clearly care a lot about, is in a coma after a crash. All I can offer you is company in the darkness.”

Alicia Western’s gaze is fixed somewhere beyond the amber-lit confines of the restaurant. Her shoulders remain hunched against an invisible weight, though her posture softens almost imperceptibly at Jon’s words.

“That’s… refreshingly honest. Most people try to sell me on the light at the end of the tunnel – as if hope was just another commodity to be marketed and consumed. But you… you understand that sometimes the darkness is all we have. The space where Bobby used to be… it’s like a black hole warping everything around it. Physics tells us nothing escapes a black hole’s event horizon – not even light. Maybe that’s why I keep orbiting it, calculating the precise moment of quantum collapse. But you’re right about one thing – I do burn bright. Like a star going supernova, consuming everything in its path before imploding into absolute nothing. The real question is: are you prepared to be that close to something so unstable? Because I’ve got to tell you, the half-life of my relationships tends to be measured in microseconds.”

Jon offers a warm smile.

“Please take a look at the menu and decide on something; we better put food in your belly soon. Regarding what you said, I already got the feeling that you would burn me, but it seemed like a nice prospect, you know? Ending up with a you-shaped scar in my brain, instead of the usual morass of mundanity. Please tell me, Alicia: how the hell have you ended up here?”

Alicia Western finally glances down at the menu, her thin fingers trembling slightly as they trace over the elaborate descriptions. Her other hand unconsciously tugs at her crumpled shirt, as if suddenly aware of how disheveled she must appear in such an elegant setting.

“How I ended up here?” A brittle laugh escapes her lips. “That’s quite the function to plot. Let’s see… start with one comatose brother in Italy, subtract whatever remaining inheritance money hasn’t been burned through yet, divide by five months of watching machines breathe for him, then multiply by my steadily decreasing will to exist. Though I suppose the immediate variable that landed me in your path was pure momentum. France got too… French. So I crossed the border yesterday, found myself in this little edge-of-the-world town called Irún. Spent hours in that park by the music school, listening to children butcher Bach while memories of Bobby teaching me violin threatened to split my skull open.” She pauses, finally focusing on the menu. “I have to admit, hunger is becoming an increasingly urgent coefficient in this equation. Haven’t exactly been prioritizing sustenance lately. More of an optional parameter in the grand scheme of things.”

The waiter approaches with practiced discretion, his presence barely registering as he takes their orders. Alicia’s eyes flicker with a rare spark of anticipation as she requests steak, potatoes, and two fried eggs, her voice betraying a hunger that goes beyond the physical. Jon watches her carefully, noting the way her fingers twitch slightly against the table, as if impatient to bridge the gap between thought and sustenance. When the food arrives, Alicia hesitates for only a moment before plunging her fork into the eggs, her movements quick and almost feral, a stark contrast to her earlier philosophical musings. Jon, meanwhile, eats with deliberate calm, his gaze occasionally drifting to her, as if trying to decipher the layers of pain and brilliance that make her so compelling.

Jon swallows a morsel of hamburger.

“I’m glad to see you eating so eagerly. When you’re surrounded by darkness, what I’ve found that helps you stick around is pure physical pleasure. Eating is a good example. Gotta watch the waist, though.”

Alicia Western pauses mid-bite, her fork hovering between plate and mouth as she considers Jon’s words. Her blue eyes narrow slightly, studying him with the calculated precision of a mathematician evaluating a complex equation.

“Physical pleasure as an anchor point in the darkness?” A dry chuckle escapes her lips. “That’s… surprisingly elegant in its simplicity. Though I have to wonder – what happens when even the most basic sensations start feeling like theoretical constructs? When hunger becomes just another variable in the grand equation of existence?” She takes another bite, chewing thoughtfully. “But you’re right about one thing – there’s something undeniably real about the way protein and carbohydrates interact with depleted neurotransmitters. Almost makes me forget I’m technically committing fratricide by degrees, watching machines breathe for Bobby while I indulge in medium-rare rebellion against entropy. Though I suppose that’s the real joke, isn’t it? We’re all just complex systems fighting against inevitable decay, one meal at a time.”

Jon wipes his greasy fingertips on a napkin, then spears a couple of fried potatoes with his fork.

“Stop me if you don’t want to go there, but… is the prognosis for your brother Bobby the kind that offers no hope whatsoever?”

Alicia Western sets down her fork with deliberate slowness, her fingers trembling slightly as they release the utensil. Her gaze grows distant, focusing on some point beyond the restaurant’s amber-lit walls.

“Hope?” A bitter laugh escapes her lips. “No, hope isn’t exactly part of the prognosis equation. The doctors in Italy… they speak in percentages and probabilities, wrapping their clinical certainty in gentle euphemisms. Brain damage from oxygen deprivation during the crash – severe, irreversible. The machines keep his heart beating, his lungs expanding, but Bobby… the real Bobby, the one who could solve differential equations while racing Formula Two… he’s trapped somewhere between quantum states. Neither fully here nor gone. Schrödinger’s brother, if you will. And I… I keep running these endless calculations, trying to determine the exact moment when maintaining his physical form becomes nothing more than an exercise in prolonging my own denial. But here’s the truly twisted part – I can’t bring myself to close the function. Because the moment I accept that final variable… the moment I sign those papers…” Her voice drops to barely above a whisper. “Well, let’s just say some equations have solutions too devastating to contemplate.”

Jon glances up at the ceiling lights as he chews, then sets his fork down after swallowing.

“Have you heard the story of a father who in the 19th century or whenever buried his sixteen-year-old daughter, only to start having terrible nightmares of her crying out from her coffin, asking for help? The guy didn’t act on those nightmares, but a week or so later, he needed to know, so he asked the graveyard keeper to dig the coffin up. When they opened it, her daughter was dead, but with an expression of horror in her face.” He looks down at the table for a moment. “What I mean is that if you pull the plug on Bobby, he’s gone a hundred percent. If you keep him on respirators, at least there’s a chance.”

Alicia Western pushes her plate aside slightly, her fingers drumming an erratic rhythm on the tablecloth as she processes Jon’s macabre story. Her eyes take on that distant, calculating look of someone running complex probability scenarios in their head.

“That’s quite the bedtime story you’ve got there. Really knows how to hit all those Edgar Allan Poe sweet spots – premature burial, paternal guilt, the works. But here’s the thing about your little parable: that girl was already dead when daddy dearest started having his crisis of conscience. Bobby… he’s neither dead nor alive. He’s a walking, breathing paradox maintained by Italian medical technology and my own inability to face quantum collapse. At least that poor Victorian girl got to make her own exit, even if it was wrapped in horror and regret. Bobby doesn’t even get that choice – I’m the one holding his wave function in superposition because I’m too much of a coward to collapse it into a definitive state. Though I suppose there’s a certain poetic symmetry there… he always was trying to outrace his own shadow on those Formula Two tracks. Now he’s permanently suspended between being and nothingness, while I keep running calculations on whether maintaining his physical form is just another way of prolonging my own denial.”

Jon gives it some thought, his gaze darting over the table.

“Do you think that the possibility of Bobby waking up, undergoing some rehabilitation, however long it may take, and then regaining pretty much pre-crash functionality is absolutely zero percent? Because if it isn’t, you can’t give up. It’s a matter of not living with that regret, at least for me.”

Alicia Western stares down at her half-eaten meal, her fingers tracing abstract patterns on the tablecloth as she speaks. Her voice takes on a hollow quality, like someone reciting theoretical proofs to an empty auditorium.

“Nothing in this universe is ever truly zero percent – that’s the cruel joke of quantum mechanics. There’s always some infinitesimal probability lurking in the decimal places, taunting us with its mathematical possibility. But you want to talk about functionality? About rehabilitation? Bobby wasn’t just some average joe who could settle for partial recovery. He was brilliant, meteoric – the kind of mind that could calculate wind resistance while pushing 200 mph on rain-slicked tracks. The doctors… they showed me the scans. Those beautiful neural pathways that used to light up like Christmas when we’d debate string theory – they’re dark now. Dead zones where genius used to live. So even if by some miracle he did wake up… what then? Watch him struggle to remember his own name while I pretend that’s enough? That’s not hope – that’s torture dressed up in medical jargon and false optimism. But you’re right about one thing – regret is a nasty variable in this equation. I just can’t figure out which would hurt more: letting him go or keeping him trapped in this half-life because I’m too scared to face a universe where Bobby isn’t just one more miracle away from coming back to me.”

“If Bobby were to wake up from his coma, where is the line where you decide that the remaining Bobby isn’t the brother you love? If he’s no longer able to calculate complex equations? If he doesn’t remember what happened a year ago? If he doesn’t recall his own name? If he can’t control his sphincter? If you end up with a Bobby who remembers you and loves you, isn’t that enough?”

Alicia Western leans forward, her fingers wrapping around her water glass with white-knuckled intensity. Her blue eyes take on that distant, haunted look of someone peering into mathematical infinities.

“You want to know where I draw the line between my brother and whatever shadow of him might wake up in that hospital bed?” A bitter laugh escapes her throat. “That’s the problem with binary thinking – it assumes there’s some clean break between ‘Bobby’ and ‘not Bobby.’ But consciousness isn’t a light switch you can flip on and off. It’s more like… like wave function collapse in quantum mechanics. Every synapse that died during that crash fractured his consciousness into smaller and smaller pieces, until what’s left is just… probability clouds of who he used to be. And yes, maybe some version of him could wake up tomorrow remembering my name, remembering that he loves me. But love isn’t just memory – it’s the shared language we built between differential equations and twilight drives. It’s the way he could finish my thoughts before I spoke them, how we could spend hours debating whether Einstein was God while pushing 90 on empty highways. So tell me, what’s crueler? Letting him go, or keeping him trapped in some fractured echo of who he was, just so I can pretend that having any Bobby is better than no Bobby at all?”

Jon empties half of his wine glass.

“What’s crueler? As in your case, I don’t know the answer. I’m leaning toward waiting for him to wake up just in case enough of himself remains. But let’s flip it to your perspective: if you pull the plug and you have a 100% certainty that Bobby is dead, what the hell would you do with yourself? I mean, I found you lying in the damp grass of a foreign park, in a country that isn’t yours. You aren’t doing well already.”

Alicia Western’s fingers drift to her collarbone, tracing the hollow space there as her gaze fixes on some distant point beyond the restaurant walls. Her other hand clutches the wine glass with barely contained tension.

“That’s rich coming from someone who found me sprawled in foreign grass like some discarded theorem. But you want to know the truth? I’m already not doing well. Every morning I wake up running probability calculations on whether today will be the day Bobby beats the odds. Every night I fall asleep counting the infinite ways consciousness could reassemble itself in damaged neural pathways. The machines keep his heart beating while mine’s trying to solve for variables that don’t exist anymore. So what’s the difference between pulling the plug and letting him linger? Either way, I’m just postponing my own inevitable collapse. At least in death, there’s a certain mathematical certainty. In this limbo… this quantum superposition of hope and despair… I can’t even properly grieve because part of me is still solving for x where x equals miracle. You’re right though – I’m not doing well. But that’s the thing about shooting stars – we’re not exactly known for our smooth landings.”

Jon looks sympathetically into Alicia’s troubled eyes.

“You’re hoping to die, then. Have you planned something?”

Alicia Western’s fingers trace meaningless equations on the tablecloth as her gaze drifts toward the window. Her voice takes on a detached, clinical tone that barely masks the raw pain underneath.

“Planned something? That’s a rather delicate way of asking if I’ve calculated the most efficient exit strategy. But you’re operating under a false assumption – that I need Bobby’s death to justify my own. The truth is, I’ve been running the numbers since long before his crash. The probability of my continued existence has always been asymptotic, approaching zero with each passing day. It’s just… Bobby was the only variable keeping me anchored to this side of the equation. Now? Whether he lives or dies, I’m already caught in a death spiral. The only difference is the rate of descent. So no, I haven’t ‘planned’ anything specific. But when you’re a shooting star burning out, you don’t exactly need a roadmap to find the ground.”

Jon cuts a piece of hamburger, then chews on it thoughtfully.

“What if I were to bring you home, strap you to a chair, and feed you periodically, removing the agency from you, until Bobby woke up and we found out for real whether or not the remaining brother can still anchor you to this world?”

Alicia Western’s eyes flash with sudden intensity as she leans across the table, her fingers curling into tight fists against the tablecloth.

“Strap me to a chair? How delightfully medieval of you. Tell me, do you often fantasize about force-feeding strange women you find sprawled in parks, or am I just special? But here’s the real kicker in your little scenario – you’re still operating under this quaint assumption that Bobby’s fate is the lynchpin holding my existence together. As if my countdown to extinction started with his crash. No, sweetheart, I’ve been calculating my own demise since I was old enough to understand probability theory. Bobby was just… a variable that made the equation bearable for a while. The only difference between then and now is that I don’t have anyone left who speaks fluent ‘weird’ anymore. So go ahead – play captain save-a-ho if it makes you feel better about your own existential crisis. But don’t pretend you’re doing it for Bobby, or even for me. Some equations just don’t have solutions, no matter how hard you try to force them.”

“Listen, Alicia, I just don’t want a beautiful woman in her early twenties to kill herself. It’s a crime against nature and decency. At least wait until you’re old and done.”

Alicia Western’s eyes narrow dangerously, and her voice takes on a razor-sharp edge.

“Is that what this is about? Some twisted white knight fantasy where you get to play hero to the damsel in mathematical distress? Let me make something perfectly clear – my death isn’t some tragedy you can prevent by appealing to aesthetics or decency. It’s written into my DNA, coded into every synaptic misfire that makes me see things other people can’t. You think nature gives a damn about preserving beauty? Tell that to the supernovas that burn out their own hearts just to scatter their elements across the void. And as for waiting until I’m ‘old and done’ – that’s the joke, isn’t it? People like me, we don’t get to be old. We burn too bright, too fast, consuming ourselves from the inside out until there’s nothing left but theoretical ash and probability distributions. So spare me your moral platitudes about crimes against nature. Nature itself is one big crime scene, and we’re all just evidence waiting to be cataloged.”

Jon sighs. He rests his elbows on the table, then holds his hands.

“I just don’t want someone as unique as you to die, Alicia. It’s as simple as that. It strikes me as wrong. It only takes listening to you for a couple of minutes to realize that a bright intelligence like yours is far more prone to suicide than anyone else. But now that I know you, I don’t want you gone. Be dismissive of me for that notion all you want.”

Alicia Western lets out a hollow laugh. Her sapphire eyes lock onto Jon with an unsettling intensity.

“Unique? That’s what you’re going with? Like I’m some rare butterfly specimen you want to pin under glass and preserve? Let me tell you something about uniqueness – it’s just another word for mutation, for error in the code. Every genius, every prodigy, every mind that burns too bright – we’re all just glitches in the matrix. Nature’s experimental prototypes that weren’t meant to survive past the testing phase. And now you’re sitting there, telling me you don’t want me to die just because you’ve invested a few minutes of attention in my particular brand of madness? That’s not altruism, that’s just ego masquerading as concern. You don’t want to save me – you just don’t want to be the last person who saw me alive. Well, tough luck. My trajectory was calculated long before you found me in that park, and your desire to keep me around doesn’t change the mathematics of inevitability.”

“What did you expect me to say, Alicia? ‘Oh, sure, kill yourself. What the fuck do I care’? Go ahead and die if that makes you happy. I’ve wanted to die many times myself, but I hold on for the next passing physical pleasure to keep me afloat for a bit longer.”

Alicia Western tilts her head back and releases a brittle laugh, her fingers curling around her wine glass like talons seeking purchase on reality.

“How delightfully hedonistic of you. But there’s your fundamental error – assuming I want to be happy, that happiness is even relevant to this equation. You’re treating death like it’s some optional variable I can just eliminate from the function if I tried hard enough. But it’s not about happiness or sadness or any of those neat little emotional boxes you’re trying to stuff me into. It’s about mathematical inevitability. Every genius, every prodigy who burns too bright – we’re all just counting down to our own extinction. The only difference is some of us can see the numbers more clearly than others. Bobby understood that. He didn’t try to save me from myself – he just gave me enough reasons to keep calculating until the numbers finally ran out. So don’t sit there offering me physical pleasures like some discount Mephistopheles. I’ve already solved this equation. The only variable left is time.”

“Don’t you want to have a child?”

Alicia Western’s eyes flash with a mixture of contempt and amusement as she traces fractals in the condensation of her wine glass.

“A child? That’s your grand solution to existential entropy? How charmingly pedestrian. You think propagating my genetic code would somehow anchor me to this plane of existence? Let me tell you something about reproduction – it’s just nature’s way of admitting its first draft was flawed. Look at my family tree – it’s not exactly a testament to successful genetic transmission, is it? Mother took the express exit before I hit puberty, father’s brain turned to quantum mush, and Bobby… well, we know how that story ends. What makes you think I’d want to add another variable to that equation? Another mind possibly cursed with seeing too much, thinking too fast, burning too bright? No, bringing a child into this nightmare would be the cruelest calculation of all. Besides, you’re assuming I’ll live long enough to even consider maternal instincts. Time’s arrow only points one way, and my trajectory was plotted long before this little chat.”

Jon leans back on his seat, looking defeated.

“So that’s it, then. You are going to kill yourself. The fact that you’re still arguing instead of heading to a bridge and flinging yourself off means that there’s a chance that you may stick around. Or is it pure cowardice that keeps you on Earth?”

Alicia Western lifts her chin defiantly as a bitter smile plays across her lips.

“Cowardice? Now that’s rich coming from someone who uses physical pleasure as a life preserver. At least I have the intellectual honesty to recognize my trajectory for what it is. You think I’m still here because I’m afraid? Please. I’m still here because the mathematics of self-destruction require precise calculations. It’s not about finding the courage to jump – it’s about solving the equation perfectly. Every variable needs to align just right. The time, the place, the method – they’re all part of a complex formula that I’ve been refining since before Bobby decided to make his grand exit. And yes, maybe I am still arguing instead of taking that final step. But don’t mistake precision for hesitation. When I go, it won’t be some impulsive leap into the void. It’ll be as elegantly solved as any proof I’ve ever written. So no, I’m not sticking around because of chance or cowardice. I’m just making sure the numbers add up before I submit my final answer.”

“Do you have anywhere to go after this? Anything besides lying in the grass halfway to hypothermia?”

Alicia Western brushes a strand of unkempt blonde hair from her face, her sapphire eyes fixed on some distant point beyond the immediate reality of the restaurant. Her fingers trace abstract patterns on the condensation of her untouched wine glass.

“Oh, you mean beyond this charming little dance of ours where you pretend to care and I pretend to listen? No, my itinerary isn’t exactly packed these days. The damp grass and I have developed quite the intimate relationship lately – it’s refreshingly honest about its intentions to slowly leech the warmth from my bones. At least it doesn’t try to dress up its purpose in concerned platitudes or existential ultimatums. But since you’re so invested in my social calendar, I suppose I could pencil in a few more hours of counting stars until their patterns start resembling Bobby’s last EEG readings. Or maybe I’ll wander back to that music school, let the dissonant scales of children learning Bach drown out the probability calculations running through my head. Would that satisfy your need to know I’m not immediately planning to subtract myself from this equation?”

Jon flags down the waiter, who approaches their table quietly.

“Yeah, check, please.” When the waiter leaves, Jon turns his weary gaze to Alicia. “I suppose this is it, Alicia Western. You’re going to show up in my nightmares for the rest of my life, so the jury is out on whether I’m glad I approached you in the park or not.”

Alicia Western pushes back from the table with a fluid, almost feline grace, her sapphire eyes glinting with something between amusement and disdain.

“At least you’ll have something to remember me by beyond this little exercise in futility. But don’t worry too much about your unconscious mind’s pending haunting – I tend to leave lighter footprints in other people’s dreams than in reality. Though I must say, it’s refreshingly honest of you to admit your ambivalence about our chance encounter. Most people try to dress up their regret in layers of manufactured concern. You, at least, acknowledge the inherent cost of bearing witness to someone else’s inevitable mathematical conclusion. So yes, this is it – our final theorem, solved and sealed. Maybe in some parallel universe, there’s an Alicia Western who knows how to accept the kind of anchors you’re offering. But in this one? Well… let’s just say some equations were never meant to balance.”

Jon rises from the booth, his broad frame casting a long shadow across the polished floor. His eyes, clouded by regret and unease, linger on Alicia a moment longer, as though trying to imprint her haunting beauty into his memory. Then, with a slow nod, he turns away, hands buried in his coat pockets, the fabric rustling with each step. The amber-lit restaurant seems to hold its breath as he moves toward the exit, the weight of their conversation hanging in the air like a storm yet to break. The door clicks shut behind him, leaving Alicia alone in the booth, her fingers still tracing invisible equations on the tablecloth, the silence now heavier than before.

Alicia Western rises slowly from the booth, her movements deliberate and precise as she adjusts her crumpled shirt. Her sapphire eyes catch the amber light, reflecting something both haunting and resigned.

“Well, I suppose you can add me to your collection of beautiful catastrophes now. Another theorem solved, another proof completed. Some equations were never meant to be solved, some variables never meant to be isolated. We’re all just cosmic accidents waiting to happen, Jon. The only difference is some of us can see our trajectories more clearly than others. So go ahead, let me haunt your dreams. At least there I might find some purpose beyond counting down to zero.”

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Author’s note: today’s song is “Radio Cure” by Wilco.