In case you don’t know, I recently released an album (of actual songs) named Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1, based on the nowhere-town adventures of amateur songwriter William Griffin, his blind love interest Claire Javernick, and his best friend the sentient triceratops Lorenzo (no last name), back when they were 12-14 years old. You can download that album here.

I’m slowly “remastering” the songs belonging to the second album in order to release it, but I came up with another song for the third volume. It’s titled “Vicious Creatures,” and goes on about William’s intentions to reconcile with his troublesome nature.

Lyrics below:

We are vicious creatures,
All of us violent and wild.
You taught me that lesson:
I’m not an exception.

Hi! My name is William Griffin.
I’m an eighteen-year-old monster.
I made my best friend go beddy-bye
For like a long, long time,
And chewed on his heart.
(Fucking delicious, by the way.)

Alcohol in the bloodstream,
Sombrero on my head.
My dick’s a machine gun.

Here’s to you, Lorenzo,
The dino with a throat full of hell.
And here’s to Claire,
A hot blind girl
Who’s got her own portal to hell
Right between her legs.

Let’s drink to ourselves,
To the monsters we are,
To this weird fucking world.
It’s all one and the same.