If someone had told me in summer of 2021, when I started my bizarre story Odes to My Triceratops, that I would end up producing a fifteen songs-long album of studio-quality music out of its silly lyrics, I would have vomited out of happiness. I have become a jaded old man, I guess. Anyway, you can download the album right here:

Link to the compressed album

Please tell me if you have any trouble downloading it. It would be quite sad if I intended to make it available only to screw up the delivery.

Anyway, this album features the fifteen songs included in the first part of that story (out of three). It’s a sort of a concept album that follows the troubles, particularly romantic ones, of amateur songwriter William Griffin from the years twelve to fourteen or so, as he enjoyed his youth with his blind next-door neighbor Claire Javernick and his best friend, the sentient triceratops named Lorenzo (featured in the banner of this site). William isn’t all that bright, nor all that talented, but that won’t stop him from producing as many songs as humanly possible in the hopes of processing his turbulent feelings.

I wouldn’t have been able to produce these songs if it weren’t for the magnificent AI service Udio.

Songs contained in this first album Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1:

1. Lorenzo
2. Lemonade and Willies
3. My Friendo Lorenzo
4. Better Dead Than Blind
5. Claire With a C
6. Fairy Tale Too Real to Be
7. I Am Your Stegosaur
8. For Claire, Who Can’t Read
9. Let Me Eat Your Stuff
10. Part Goldfish
11. No Magic Potion
12. Wait About a Month for Love
13. Helpless and Pure
14. Please, Play With my Guitar
15. The Burning Heart Inside Your Throat

Quite a few hits in this album. Check out the song “Fairy Tale Too Real to Be” right here, for your listening convenience:

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