Happiness Is a Warm Cat-girl (Poetry)

How would I tolerate these infernal workdays,
Having to walk back home when the moon is out,
If my precious cat-girl wasn’t here to welcome me?
I’d have to get drunk on sake and sake alone
Now I drink at home just for fun, with Manami,
The one person who knows how to make it right:
My cat-girl whom I love more than anything

As I hold the keys, she opens my apartment’s door
And looks at me while her tail sticks straight up
She beams and says, “Welcome home, master!”
Then she leaps into my arms and hugs me tight
She rubs her soft face on mine as she purrs
While I stroke her silky coat and caress her head
She loves me endlessly, like any good girl should

She leads me by the hand into my tiny living room
Her tail swishes side to side, wagging happily
I lie down on the sofa and put my head on her lap
Manami pets my hair as I stare at the ceiling lights
“Did you have a good day at work?” she asks gently
Without Manami, I’d only have complaints,
But now I know what real happiness feels like
My cat-girl is my darling companion,
She comforts me from loneliness and pain
Nothing remains of that tiresome world
Except this cramped place where we live together
“It was exhausting as usual, as well as boring
Whatever wasn’t boring made me want to die
But none of that matters now that I can rest
By feeling my precious girl’s fingers in my scalp”

We talk softly like lovers do, our heads close
Like friends who can share their deepest secrets
Our conversation is never boring or stale
Manami helps me cope with everyday stress

There are more than enough reasons
Why I should love this beautiful creature
Her eyes are blue, her fur feels like silk
She smells so nice, like fresh rainwater
When I pet her, I feel a little thrill
That makes me want to take care of her
She purrs, licks my face, serves as a pillow,
Is warm and soothing and always there,
And whenever I remember her smiling face,
All I can think of is how much I adore her

Our country’s brutal office culture
Has led to many public suicides,
But the economy needed to keep going,
And I couldn’t afford to take a pay cut
For two decades, I’ve gone to work
And returned home too tired to live
I hadn’t dated anyone since high school
I still dreamed of those girls, who were so cool
I missed singing at the karaoke, going out for drinks
I didn’t remember how being young used to feel

Japan solved our troubles through technology
Some genius managed to mix human and cat DNA
It was a matter of breeding loving, loyal hybrids
Who would support the tired mass of workers
Dating humans is too hard, women too demanding;
I don’t want anybody but my cat-girl housewife

My cat-girlfriend has many talents:
She never complains about our daily chores
(She does them eagerly, even cleaning the dishes),
She cooks delicious meals (she loves canned tuna),
She’s a great listener, and a passionate lover,
She knows all the best places to eat sushi,
She’s very knowledgeable about movies,
And books, music, manga and anime,
She solves my problems on our weekly quizzes,
She can predict the weather and earthquakes,
And tell me if the stock market will go up,
Or whether to bet on baseball, football, or sumo
She also predicts the outcome of elections

One thing I’ve never experienced before
Is having someone who really cares about me
I am a withdrawn man, and I had lived alone
Since graduating college twenty years ago
But with my cat-girl, I finally found real love
She gives me hope when I’m down on my knees,
She comforts and supports me during bad times
When I feel her soft fur against my skin,
It makes all my troubles go away

Every night we cuddle under the sheets
Her purr vibrates throughout my body
She rubs my back and shoulders gently
As she bites my neck, making me moan
My cat-girl trembles as I fondle her ass,
And her fluffy tail twitches in delight
Sensing I’m excited, she licks me like mad
Her barbed tongue prickles my bare skin
She runs her soft fur across my chest
As she kisses my torso on her way down
My penis is standing straight up,
Aching for her mouth to wrap around it
I’m not sure how to describe the feeling
Of my cat-girl licking my cock

As we embrace, our tongues dance intertwined
She tastes like fish, and that’s okay
She’s wet and eager as I plunge into her hole
She moans and writhes while I rub her pointy ears
With our bodies pressed close we reach an orgasm
My cock slips from inside of her pussy, she cries out
“Oh! Master! I can’t believe how hard I came!”
We lie exhausted, enjoying each other’s warmth,
Then Manami stretches and yawns gently
“I am sleepy, master. Let us sleep now?”
Slowly we drift off to sleep in each other’s arms

I shake myself awake from a vivid dream
About being fucked by the president,
But Manami’s fur is tickling my belly button
I roll over and she climbs onto my chest
To pull my earlobe between her teeth

After petting each other for a little bit,
She starts masturbating using her fingers
The sight of Manami fingering herself
Puts me in the mood to do it myself too
My dick is rock hard and my cat-girl is wet

As I have breakfast, she prepares me a bento box
So I will remember my beloved during my break
I smile and say, “Thank you” to my beautiful girl
She watches me shove the chopsticks into my mouth
While stroking my hair with her warm paws
Sometimes, as I chew, she nibbles my earlobe

She leaves me love notes in my bento box:
“Meow, meow – I love you!”
“I’m so glad you’re my owner!”
“I hope you miss me and buy me lots of treats!”
“Your eyes looked so sad yesterday,
I will give you some comforting petting tonight”
“To my beloved who shares all his dreams with me”
“I love you! I want to sleep in your arms!”
She’s my precious girl, the only one I want
I waste so much time away from her
I can barely wait to leave this rotten office
And return home to cuddle up with Manami

During my break, as I eat the lunch she prepared,
I smile and write her some messages on my phone
“I’ll be back soon, my darling”
“Thank you for making me happy”
“My cat-girl is the most wonderful creature”
“I love you more than I could have imagined”
“I’ll be thinking of you while I work today”
“I wish you’d come to my office”
“You could work here if you wanted to”
My cat-girl has always been smarter than me
She’s a talented programmer and researcher,
And I can’t even do basic math correctly

Manami is my partner in crime, my sidekick
On my days off, we play video games,
We chat while watching anime,
She scratches the walls of my apartment,
She listens to me cry,
She massages my sore muscles,
We wrestle naked (she gets rough
And bites me, and I bite her back),
Sometimes she gets overstimulated
And runs around for no reason,
We take baths together,
We have the most loving sex
I feel like I’m living a dream

Nothing I did before made me content,
But my cat-girl is everything I need
In her presence, I can forget my woes;
I feel like my heart is wrapped in cotton
She’s always there when I get home
She’s the only person in my world
Who doesn’t treat me like a nuisance
I can’t imagine my life without her
My cat-girl is my warmest friend,
The greatest joy in my lonely world

“Manami,” I say, “we’re going drinking tonight!”
She’s thrilled and excited to go out
We visit a bar somewhere in Roppongi
She looks gorgeous, wearing a mini skirt
And a blouse that shows off her cleavage
Her high heels are a real turn-on
I can’t wait to check out her panties

Once we’ve had enough drinks,
I offer her to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet
The sushi is good and the sashimi is great
I point at the delicious fried shrimp,
But Manami has her mind on other things
“Meow, meow – I want to try these chicken wings!”

So drunk on sake, she always gets aroused
Her eyes get wide and glassy as a cat’s,
She loses control of her motor skills
I tease her, telling her how sexy she is
She scratches me with her claws until I bleed,
But I just want to stroke her silky coat
And caress her head as we fall asleep

Cat-girls are immortal, she will outlive me
When I pass, she’ll find someone else to love
But one of these days, those scientists will discover
How we can finally make our cat-girls pregnant,
So we can bring forth the most beautiful world,
One filled with a myriad of our furry kids

‘Happiness Is a Warm Cat-girl’ by Jon Ureña


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