As I was generating lines for the audio version of chapter 117, I realized that I hate the voice that I originally picked for Nairu, our main couple’s antediluvian waif. That was a problem not only because I had to find a better voice, but because I had already posted an audiochapter that featured the terrible previous one. I’m an anal sort of fellow, so I have uploaded a new version of audiochapter 114 that features the new voice. You can listen to it through this link.

I suspect I may be the only person who listens to these, but I love them, and my personality wouldn’t allow me to produce the audiochapter for 117 knowing that the new voice wouldn’t match the previous one. So there.

Miraculous milk. This audiochapter covers chapter 116 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: blonde, thieving job-offerer from back when Bethesda did magical things
• Jacqueline: Geralt’s loveliest, redheadest companion
• Jacqueline (whispering): some MILF-y ASMR artist

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or a lava-hot blast of semen incinerates me. A total of four hours, twenty-one minutes and twenty-three seconds. Check them out.

Burn a hole in my brain. This audiochapter covers chapter 115 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: sassy thief from Bethesda’s more or less glorious days
• Jacqueline: redheaded, seductive wizard from CD Projekt Red’s less cyberpunk-y game

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I get dick-speared through the orbital socket. A total of four hours, five minutes and forty-seven seconds. Check them out.

An insult to the reproductive organs of mankind. This audiochapter covers chapter 114 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: blonde job-offerer who hangs out in the sewers of Riften
• Jacqueline: debonair, redheaded magician from the Witcher series
• Nairu: some brat who sells newspapers in Diamond City

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I drown in a sea of cum. A total of three hours, fifty-seven minutes and thirty-nine seconds. Check them out.

Send your madness, O Pan, to the ends of the earth. This audiochapter covers chapter 113 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: some broad named Vex who offers you jobs down at the Ragged Flaggon
• Jacqueline: Geralt’s favorite redheaded witch
• Spiky-hair: some goon from Yakuza (originally in Japanese)

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I get my skull cracked open by a dumbell-heavy cock. A total of three hours, forty-seven minutes and seventeen seconds of insanity. Check them out.

Sudden dick. This audiochapter covers chapter 112 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: blonde thief has coin if you can work
• Jacqueline: the OG Merigold

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I float away to a sheets-based tropical paradise. A total of three hours, thirty-six minutes and forty seconds of mostly fucking nonsense. Check them out.

Mistress of catfishing. This audiochapter covers chapter 111 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: thief who offered you jobs back in a game like Starfield but in a fantasy world
• Jacqueline: delectable redhead in a love triangle of sorts with a monster hunter

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I die of a bioweapon developed in China and financed by Americans. A total of three hours, twenty-nine minutes and twenty-four seconds. Check them out.

I forget just why I taste. This audiochapter covers chapter 110 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: blonde thief from a somewhat successful fantasy game released back in 2011
• Teen Jacqueline: some youthful voice I came across on YouTube, apparently from a game called Genshin Impact

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I end up in jail. A total of three hours, twenty-two minutes and eight seconds. Check them out.

A tale for the ages. This audiochapter covers chapter 109 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: blonde job-giving thief down in the sewers of Riften
• Asian Jacqueline: I couldn’t find a proper voice from videogames, so I snatched this one from the Eleven Labs library

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or the Netherese orb lodged in my chest explodes, obliterating a city-sized area around me. A total of three hours, eleven minutes and forty-two seconds. Check them out.

Put a collar around my neck and take me for a walk. This audiochapter covers chapter 108 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: sassy job-giver down at the Ragged Flaggon in Riften
• Asian Jacqueline: couldn’t find a proper voice in video game voice lines, so I picked one from the Eleven Labs library

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I turn into a spider and lose my sentience, whichever comes first. A total of three hours, three minutes and fifty-six seconds. Check them out.