A cosmic cockroach. This audiochapter covers chapter 126 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: sassy thief who hangs out with rats in the east of Skyrim
• Ramsés: a Roman general in a fantasy setting

I produced audiochapters for the entire three previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I end up sacrificed to some Lovecraftian knock-off. A total of six hours, fourteen minutes, and forty-three seconds. Check them out.

They don’t crawl, they stride. This audiochapter covers chapter 125 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: tough thief who offers you jobs down in the sewers of Riften
• Ramsés: an Imperial general stationed away from Cyrodiil

I produced audiochapters for the entire three previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or they put me in antipsychotic meds that turn me into a zombie. A total of six hours, four minutes, and forty-eight seconds. Check them out.

Your boss can’t lead you to a meeting if his heart no longer beats. This audiochapter covers chapter 124 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: thief infiltrator that infiltrates your heart once you meet her down at the Ragged Flagon
• Ramsés: an Imperial general who wants to be done with this rebellion bullshit as soon as possible

I produced audiochapters for the entire three previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I receive a visit from Truck-kun after someone throws scalding coffee in my eyes. A total of five hours, fifty-seven minutes, and thirty-three seconds. Check them out.

Ignore the interdimensional beasts lurking outside. This audiochapter covers chapter 123 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: sassy blonde who exchanges money for shady work
• Jordi: Japanese octopath traveler
• Windows 10: a severely disabled man who really, really wants you to deliver him a platinum chip
• Ramsés: a Roman general sent to Skyrim to quell a rebellion

I produced audiochapters for the entire three previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I step through an invisible portal into a world of ash and cinders. A total of five hours, forty-six minutes, and forty-three seconds. Check them out.

Until that one day when the end comes. This audiochapter covers chapter 122 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: Thieves’ Guild operative that offers job down at the Ragged Flagon in Riften
• Jacqueline: redheaded mage mommy from Maribor
• Nairu: some kid that sells newspapers in the post-apocalypse

I produced audiochapters for the entire three previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I erupt in a fountain of Ice Age megafauna. A total of five hours, thirty-three minutes, and twenty-seven seconds. Check them out.

Can’t enjoy your morning coffee in peace. This audiochapter covers chapter 121 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: a blonde thief from good ol’ days of non-corporate Bethesda
• Irish Jacqueline: a youthful, slightly unhinged gal from something called Genshin Impact
• OG Jacqueline: redheaded mage, friend-with-benefits of a monster hunter

I produced audiochapters for the entire three previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I prefer to stay in bed all day instead, letting gravity do its work. A total of five hours, twenty minutes, and fifteen seconds. Check them out.

A ride that will end before we know it. This audiochapter covers chapter 120 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: sassy thief who hangs out among rats down in the sewers of Riften
• Jacqueline: flirty redheaded mage and friend-with-benefits of monster hunters

I produced audiochapters for the entire two previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I get hurled off a rollercoaster. A total of five hours, four minutes, and fifty-three seconds. Check them out.

Return to your song, and sing again. This audiochapter covers chapter 119 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: a blonde thief from those good old days when Bethesda games retained their magic
• Jacqueline: loveliest marigold from The Witcher times

I produced audiochapters for the entire two previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I return to camming, where I truly shine. A total of five hours, two minutes and twenty-nine seconds. Check them out.

A stoic face in the darkness. This audiochapter covers chapter 118 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: a blonde broad who hangs out down at the Ragged Flagon in Riften
• Jacqueline: Geralt’s best female “friend”
• Snackman: a doomed Spanish guy from RE 4
• Nairu: somewhat annoying teen who sells newspapers in Diamond City

I produced audiochapters for the entire two previous sequences, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I end up stranded in Göbekli Tepe times. A total of four hours, forty-nine minutes and sixteen seconds. Check them out.

Everything that shines in the universe. This audiochapter covers chapter 117 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: paying member of the Thieves’ Guild down in Riften
• Jacqueline: loveliest, redheadest mage from Maribor
• Ex-con: some Spanish guy from Residente Evil
• Nairu: brat who sells newspapers in the jewel of the Commonwealth

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or the ice and the animals return. A total of four hours, thirty-four minutes and forty-six seconds. Check them out.