Sudden Asian woman. This audiochapter covers chapter 107 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: a vexing character who gives you jobs and money down at the sewers in Riften
• Jacqueline: Geralt of Rivia’s most redheaded lover, who is also a talented mage

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I drown in breast tissue, whichever comes first. A total of two hours, fifty-seven minutes and fifty-one seconds. Check them out.

You do need a shower, even though you would end up as a pile of eyeballs blocking the drain. This audiochapter covers chapter 106 of my ongoing novel We’re Fricked.

Cast

• Leire: only blonde down in the sewers of Riften (I’m quite sure of that)
• Jacqueline: Trissquamperfect

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I suffer a heart attack and die, whichever comes first. A total of two hours and forty-seven minutes. Check them out, fool.

Blessed be the French, at least one of them, that allow you to forget for a while that you were born to work for others and then die. This audiochapter covers chapter 105 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: a blond and sassy thief who offers you jobs down at the Ragged Flaggon
• Jacqueline (whispering): some ASMR artist
• Jacqueline: Geralt of Rivia’s most redheaded girlfriend

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or I suffer a mental breakdown and give up, whichever comes first. A total of two hours, thirty-nine minutes and fifty seconds. Check them out.

Nothing like returning home to a French mommy (cue meme “guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting”). This audiochapter covers chapter 104 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: same old thief from the sewers of Riften
• Jacqueline: the real Triss Merigold

I produced audiochapters for the entire previous sequence, and I intend to continue until the novel ends or the world ends, whichever comes first. A total of two hours, thirty-three minutes and twenty-nine seconds of audiochapters produced so far. Check them out.

Will I miss novella-long dialogues, now that this sequence has ended? Likely not. This audiochapter covers chapter 103 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: Vex, mighty infiltrator that belongs to Riften’s thieves guild
• Alberto the blob: like a thousand Argonians

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence. A total of two hours, twenty-six minutes and forty-one seconds. Check them out.

The first rule of the world is that everything vanishes forever. This audiochapter covers chapter 102 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked.

Cast

• Leire: that sassy blonde thief from the sewers of Riften, whom you’d date if you could
• Alberto the blob: scaly Cyrodiilians with non-forked tongues

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of two hours, twenty-one minutes and twenty-five seconds. Check them out.

I wish there were a song like “Take Me Home, Country Roads” but about the Ice Age. This audiochapter covers chapter 101 of my ongoing novel.

Cast

• Leire: a thief quest-giver that hangs out in the sewers under Riften
• Alberto the blob: non-space-based reptilians

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of two hours, sixteen minutes and nine seconds. Check them out.

For a measly hundred euros, I will share all my knowledge of the Younger Dryas cataclysm. This audiochapter covers chapter 100 of my ongoing novel.

Cast

• Leire: a vexing thief that hangs out in the sewers under Riften like a common rat
• Alberto the blob: Argonian fellows

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of two hours, five minutes and two seconds. Check them out.

Yet another entry in the saga that involves a lunatic arguing with an uglier lunatic. This audiochapter covers chapter 99.

Cast

• Leire: the best blonde infiltrator in Riften
• Alberto the blob: loads of scaly dudes that you met in Oblivion

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of an hour, fifty-six minutes and twenty-nine seconds. Check them out.

No matter how grimy the material, AI voices will dutifully perform my chapters to completion, in this case chapter 98.

Cast

• Leire: a greedy thief who offers you jobs at the Ragged Flagon in Riften
• Alberto the blob: best voiced Argonians, from back in Cyrodiil
• Jacqueline: the real Triss, redhead goddess

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of an hour, forty-nine minutes and nineteen seconds. Check them out.