Knowing that at the end of a paragraph I will paste it on the Eleven Labs site to generate the corresponding audio gives me a push to keep going, and I need all the courage I can get; We’re Fucked is already 2.8 novels long. Check out the audiochapter I produced for chapter 95:

Cast

• Leire: sassy thief from Riften who adores money
• Blob: Argonian supremacy

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of one hour, twenty-two minutes and twenty-nine seconds of viscous audio. Check it out.

Nearly seven more minutes of the maddening conversation between a lunatic and a viscous blob from another dimension. I have no clue how Eleven Labs managed to train artificial voices of such quality, but you people are bringing endless joy to the world. Check out the audiochapter I produced for chapter 94 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked:

Cast

• Leire: greedy infiltrator who offers you jobs down at the Ragged Flagon in Riften
• Blob: some Oblivion-era dude who voiced lots of Argonians

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of one hour and thirteen minutes so far of insanity-inducing audio. Check it out.

One of the few things that manage to cheer me up these days is listening to professional-tier AI-generated voices acting out one of my little scenes. Thank you Eleven Labs for your unholy magic. Check out the audiochapter I produced for chapter 93 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked:

Cast

• Leire: Vex, some sassy thief who offers you jobs down at the Ragged Flagon in Riften
• Blob: a bunch of scaly dudes from back in Oblivion

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of an hour, six minutes and seventeen seconds so far of delightful audio. Check it out.

Are you into AI-generated voices, as well as into my ongoing novel We’re Fucked? That’s one niche demographic! In that case, you may be interested in the following audio file, because Eleven Labs voices act out chapter 92 of my story.

Cast

• Leire: Vex, hard-ass infiltrator from the Thieves’ Guild in Riften
• Blob: best Argonians, those from Oblivion times
• Jacqueline: Triss Merigold from The Witcher 3

I browsed around the voice lines of a few games, but I couldn’t find any female voice that sounded a bit more mature, let alone with a slight French accent. But I think that the lovely voice of Triss works well for her.

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of fifty-nine minutes and nine seconds of delightful audio. Check it out.

Thanks to the revolutionary new AI from Eleven Labs, fake voice actors acted out convincingly chapter 91 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked. Check it out:

Cast

• Leire: Vex, some blonde thief who gives you tasks for the Thieves’ Guild
• Blob: legendary Argonians from Oblivion

I have produced audiochapters for this entire sequence so far. A total of forty-seven minutes and one second of delightful audio. Check it out.

Thanks to the revolutionary new AI from Eleven Labs, fake voice actors acted out convincingly chapter 87 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked. Check it out:

Cast

• Leire: Vex, hardass thief that hangs out in the sewers of Riften
• Blob: Oblivion Argonians

I posted this chapter on the 8th of February, but it was the one that remained to cover, as I intended to produce audiochapters for this entire sequence.

Thanks to the revolutionary new AI from Eleven Labs, fake voice actors acted out convincingly chapter 86 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked. Check it out:

Cast

• Leire: Vex, blonde thief woman who hangs out at the Ragged Flagon
• Blob: a mix of Argonians from Oblivion

I posted this chapter on the 3rd of February, but that was the one that kicked off the current sequence, titled “A Monstrous Ignoramus,” and now that I’ve become somewhat obsessed with these AI voices, I figured that I may as well create the audiobook for every chapter in this sequence, and onwards until the law likely shuts the service down.

I had forgotten how unhinged, even psychotic, Leire sounded at the beginning of this sequence, but then again she’s going through a nightmare. I tried to make her sound extra anxious, to the extent that I created a new voice type just from clips where Vex sounded stressed. As usual, though, I can’t make this AI pronounce Leire’s name properly.

Tomorrow I’ll try to produce and post the audiochapter for the 87th, and also create some small page to track these audiochapters better.

Thanks to the revolutionary new AI from Eleven Labs, fake voice actors acted out convincingly chapter 90 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked. Check it out:

Cast

• Leire: Vex, veteran infiltrator from the Thieves’ Guild in Riften
• Blob: some Argonian

Doesn’t that sound nuts? I can’t train the neural network to properly pronounce Leire’s name, so just pretend that they did.

Thanks to the revolutionary new AI from Eleven Labs, convincing fake humans acted out chapter 89 of my ongoing novel We’re Fucked. Check it out:

Cast

• Leire: Vex, renowned thief from the Ragged Flagon in Skyrim
• Blob: random Argonian from Oblivion

Damn, that came out good. I couldn’t get either voice to properly pronounce Leire’s name, but just pretend that they did.

I have discovered that I vastly prefer AI audio to AI images. It’s like having professional voice actors at my beck and call.