Albums

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Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1

Based on a strange story I wrote back in 2021, the series of Odes to My Triceratops albums follows the adventures of amateur songwriter William Griffin, his next-door neighbor Claire (who happens to be blind), and their pal Lorenzo (who happens to be a sentient triceratops). Our protagonist is obsessed with dinosaurs, is significantly unhinged, and lacks conventional talent, but compensates with passion. Witness his fumbling attempts at meaning, his mixed metaphors, and his contradictory statements, on this 22-song wild ride of an album.

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Songs contained in Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 1:

  1. Lorenzo
  2. Lemonade and Willies
  3. Tricera Troubadour
  4. Playground of the Prehistoric
  5. Dinosaur Carnival
  6. Claire
  7. Tricera Girl
  8. Better Dead Than Blind
  9. I’m Cactus
  10. Who Even Knows What Girls Like?
  11. Claire With a C
  12. Part Goldfish
  13. Let Me Eat Your Stuff
  14. Fairy Tale Too Real to Be
  15. Eat Your Friends
  16. I Am Your Stegosaur
  17. Ceratopsy
  18. Ponopodon Blues
  19. No Magic Potion
  20. Helpless and Pure
  21. Please, Play with My Guitar
  22. The Burning Heart Inside Your Throat

Note: in the future I will rerelease this album, once I get around to tinkering with sound levels and inpainting some minor issues in the songs, that wasn’t possible when I first created those songs.

Check out three songs from this album:

“Tricera Girl”

“I’m Cactus”

“Ponopodon Blues”


Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 2

In this volume, the trio of friends have left behind their tween years, and are now full-blown hormonal teenagers. Expect rage, rebellion, sexual urges, weird cravings, and a twist toward the end that will constitute the turning point of William’s story. A 34-song, two hours-long wild ride of an album, one of my favorite creations.

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Songs contained in Odes to My Triceratops, Vol. 2:

  1. Plan for a Renegade
  2. The Griffin Hum
  3. Strings and Gunpowder
  4. Prehistoric Punk
  5. Crap
  6. Cruisin’ While Horny
  7. Lorenzo 2.0
  8. Father God
  9. William Gets Heart-Attacked
  10. Cancer and Virgins
  11. The Hair on Her Arms
  12. To Old America
  13. Supernova Snack
  14. Marmalade Sun
  15. Friends We Never Knew
  16. Eyes Closed
  17. Lorenzo, No
  18. Philosophy of the Beast
  19. Monster With a Hellmouth
  20. Hold in There, Lorenzo
  21. Don’t Wanna Be the One
  22. The Same as It Is Now
  23. Into Hell and Out Again
  24. Afraid of His Dick
  25. We Can Fly
  26. Cretaceous Razor
  27. Girl With a Limp
  28. No Entiendo
  29. God Fucked Us and Made a Mixtape
  30. Love Thy Tyrannosaurus
  31. When the Fence Is Gone
  32. Hell Is This Way
  33. Bitter Bites
  34. The Devil Inside My Throat

You can follow the song lyrics through this link.

Check out three songs from this album:

“Prehistoric Punk”

“The Hair on Her Arms”

“We Can Fly”